Oh Lord… REALLY?!?!? Does this song need pyro and 14 backing dancers? (Yes, I counted.) REALLY?!?!?

Britney Spears’ version of this song was voted the worst cover song EVER in a poll by UK magazine NME earlier this year. Has she been dethroned? You decide.

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Sorry Jettheads. One cup of brain bleach, coming up:

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Here’s another cup, just in case:

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