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‘The Runaways’ to premiere at Sundance; Fan-Made Trailer

Several sources* have reported this week that The Runaways will make its world premiere at The Sundance Film Festival in January 2010 in the non-competition lineup. Kristen Stewart’s Welcome to the Rileys, filmed in 2008, is competing in the Drama category at the festival. A group of Kristen Stewart fans, Team 411, is referring to this as the “Two by Stew Sundance.” Love it!

The 2010 Sundance Film Festival will be held in Park City, UT, January 21-31, 2010.

There are rumors of a March release date for The Runaways, and Team 411 speculates that it will premiere at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, Texas before being released everywhere else. Sounds like a good theory to me, but again, none of this has been officially announced by anyone, so nothing is set in stone.

There are hordes of people waiting to see The Runaways trailer. While we wait for the real thing, check out this fan-made trailer I found on YouTube. Maybe we can make more while we wait? If you make one or find one, post it in the comments below or email the link to born2bjetthead@gmail.com!

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Kristen Stewart talks Joan Jett hair; never calls it a “mullet”

A couple of weeks ago, fed up with all the “mullet” talk surrounding Kristen Stewart these days, I broke down Kristen Stewart’s and Joan Jett’s hair with a geometry-style proof to prove that they have shag haircuts and NOT freaking mullets.

Well, in addition to my mad nerd logic skills, I now have VIDEO proof from “The Stew” herself!

Kristen Stewart recently sat down with Entertainment Tonight to discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon, and she talks about the Joan hair right at the beginning. (Notice that she doesn’t talk about how hard it is to grow out a “mullet.”)

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So, world, unless you think The Runaways is the story of Joe Dirt, I really don’t see why we need to continue the mullet talk. Kthanksbye.

I REST MY CASE.

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KStew and Joan Jett do not have mullets, and I can prove it

Some of you know that, in addition to being a devoted Jetthead, I also happen to be a KStew-loving, “Team Edward”-bracelet-owning Twi-hard. (I’m too embarrassed to wear that bracelet in public, but that’s beside the point.) As such, I have read many rants in the KStew/Twilight fandom both for and against Kristen’s “Joan Jett Mullet.” But every Jetthead and I know that Kristen’s haircut cannot be classified as a mullet because Joan Jett never had a mullet. Joan Jett had a shag. And now I’m going to waste several hours proving it for people who don’t care. Because that’s how I roll.

I don’t comment about this on my favorite Twilight/KStew sites out of respect for the fans, because I don’t want anyone to think that I’m posing as a Twi-hard to sell Joan Jett crap to a new audience. Trust me, if I weren’t butt-crazy in love with Twilight, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and all the stuff that goes with them, I wouldn’t give any of them the time of day. My diehard gene is pure. So, I am posting my rant about this on my own site in the hopes that someone, someday, will Google this shit and finally learn the truth. I almost hate to post this here, because I don’t want the five Jettheads that read this blog to think I’m using it to promote Twilight either. But backlash be damned! I can no longer be silent.

I repeat: Kristen Stewart and Joan Jett do not have mullets. I’m going to help take the emotion out of this heated debate and wow you with my nerdy-ass logic at the same time by breaking this down “Geometry Proof” style.

Follow my nerdy-ass logic after the jump. Continue reading →