Kristen Stewart talks Joan Jett hair; never calls it a “mullet”

A couple of weeks ago, fed up with all the “mullet” talk surrounding Kristen Stewart these days, I broke down Kristen Stewart’s and Joan Jett’s hair with a geometry-style proof to prove that they have shag haircuts and NOT freaking mullets.

Well, in addition to my mad nerd logic skills, I now have VIDEO proof from “The Stew” herself!

Kristen Stewart recently sat down with Entertainment Tonight to discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon, and she talks about the Joan hair right at the beginning. (Notice that she doesn’t talk about how hard it is to grow out a “mullet.”)

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So, world, unless you think The Runaways is the story of Joe Dirt, I really don’t see why we need to continue the mullet talk. Kthanksbye.



KStew and Joan Jett do not have mullets, and I can prove it

Some of you know that, in addition to being a devoted Jetthead, I also happen to be a KStew-loving, “Team Edward”-bracelet-owning Twi-hard. (I’m too embarrassed to wear that bracelet in public, but that’s beside the point.) As such, I have read many rants in the KStew/Twilight fandom both for and against Kristen’s “Joan Jett Mullet.” But every Jetthead and I know that Kristen’s haircut cannot be classified as a mullet because Joan Jett never had a mullet. Joan Jett had a shag. And now I’m going to waste several hours proving it for people who don’t care. Because that’s how I roll.

I don’t comment about this on my favorite Twilight/KStew sites out of respect for the fans, because I don’t want anyone to think that I’m posing as a Twi-hard to sell Joan Jett crap to a new audience. Trust me, if I weren’t butt-crazy in love with Twilight, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and all the stuff that goes with them, I wouldn’t give any of them the time of day. My diehard gene is pure. So, I am posting my rant about this on my own site in the hopes that someone, someday, will Google this shit and finally learn the truth. I almost hate to post this here, because I don’t want the five Jettheads that read this blog to think I’m using it to promote Twilight either. But backlash be damned! I can no longer be silent.

I repeat: Kristen Stewart and Joan Jett do not have mullets. I’m going to help take the emotion out of this heated debate and wow you with my nerdy-ass logic at the same time by breaking this down “Geometry Proof” style.

Follow my nerdy-ass logic after the jump. Continue reading