The Twelve Days of Jettmas

JettBlue from over at The Sinners message board posted this over there last year. Enjoy!

The Twelve Days of Jettmas
Written by JettBlue

On the first day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
A concert in Miami

On the second day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the third day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Three French Songs, two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the fourth day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Four flippin’ birds, three French Songs,
Two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the fifth day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me five gold cds,
Four flippin’ birds, three French Songs,
Two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the sixth day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Dougie Needles playin’, five gold cds,
Four flippin’ birds, three French Songs,
Two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the seventh day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Seven fans a moshin‘, Dougie Needles playin’,
Five gold cds, flour flippin’ birds,
Three French Songs, two flicked’ picks, and a concert in Miami

On the eighth day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Eght blondes a winkin‘, seven fans a moshin‘,
Dougie Needles playin‘, five gold cds,
Four flippin’ birds, three French Songs,
Two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the ninth day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Nine Aussies dancin’, eight blondes a winkin’,
Seven fans a moshin’, Dougie Needles playin‘,
Five gold cds, four flippin’ birds,
Three French Songs, two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the tenth day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Ten hot guys in leather, nine Aussies dancin’,
Eight blondes a winkin’, seven fans a moshin’,
Dougie Needles playin’, five gold cds,
Four flippin’ birds, three French Songs,
Two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the eleventh day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Eleven strings a strummin‘, ten hot guys in leather,
Nnine Aussies dancin‘, eight blondes a winkin’,
Seven fans a moshin’, Dougie Needles playin‘,
Five gold cds, four flippin’ birds,
Three French Songs, two flicked picks, and a concert in Miami

On the twelfth day of Jettmas
Joan Jett gave to me
Thommy Price a drummin’, eleven strings a strummin’, no more Enzo, bummer! ten hot guys in leather, nine Aussies dancin’, eight blondes a winkin’,
Seven fans a moshin’, Dougie Needles playin‘, five gold cds, four flippin’ birds, three French Songs, two flicked picks, and a bass player named “Acey”

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* yes, as pointed out by Dr Zed, there are more than 12 gifts..originally there were 13. with the reference to Enzo, but i wouldn’t want this to be misunderstood, i liked Enzo, his leaving is not a gift so this has been removed. now, including Acey, the “gifts” still total 13..but that would be typical JoanJett/Blackheart..always giving more …so i think it all works just fine.

Merry Jettmas Everybody!!!!!!!